Episode 31: The Glass Kingdom Airing Date 2000-04-17 For me, one strong story is worth more than a ton of theoretical rhetoric. I'm from the school that says that talk is cheap (well, I didn't actually graduate from that school but I did spend a few semesters there). Action is what makes the world go ‘round. I don't mean "bang bang shoot ‘me up" action, although that stuff has its place. I mean story action. When I curl up in front of the boob tube, I want to be moved from point A to point B. I want to feel as if I've gotten something for my time. Random ideas about peace and war are great but without character arcs and flowing stories, they're hollow and meaningless. Which is why I really enjoyed "The Glass Kingdom." We've already got well-defined characters moving through their life arcs... here we've got a story told with intelligence, nuance, drama and some "bang bang shoot 'em up" action, too. What more could a boy want? Besides a Good Humor ice cream truck permanently parked in his driveway, not much says I. Here's the situation -- the Treize faction has been backed into the Sanc Kingdom by "the new OZ" forces. They're new because now their Mobile Dolls come standard with leather bucket seats, I suppose. Anyway, the Treize dudes are low on ammo and morale. Worse, they're aware that they're being used by OZ as an excuse to storm into Sanc and blow the place away. Princess Relena, who's part student, part teacher, part president and all mouth, decides to make the soldiers refugees so that they won't be harmed. The Treize guys, though, would rather give their lives than risk the sanctity of Sancworld. Miss Noin, meanwhile, shows Quatre a few Mobile Suits she's been hiding from her princess. Heero finds his Wing Gundam and together they all attack the approaching OZ forces and (temporarily, anyway) save the Treize faction dudes. Noin and Heero actually talk Relena into letting them raise an army to protect the Sanc's borders and Relena begins searching for Trowa, the missing-in-action Gundam boy. Dorothy Twigbrows Catalonia proves her freakishness by challenging Heero to a duel and then, believe it or not, salivating over the climactic battle. More "bang bang shoot 'em up action" than Scooby Doo. The show ends on a weird note, though, with Twigbrows going on about how impressed she is by the Gundams. I think this chick has got some major anger issues. Someone didn't give Twig-girl enough love as a child and now the world's gonna pay. Heaven help us all. I liked that Quatre had more to do in this episode. Sometimes the guy's so wishy washy that he doesn't know if he's coming or going. In "The Glass Kingdom," though, Quatre realizes that action is what's called for and he steps up to the call. He and Noin blow the enemy away. It's sweet to watch. It's also nice to see Heero back where he belongs -- behind his joystick in the cockpit of a Gundam. Like Regis on his millionaire show, Heero's at his best doing one particular thing. And that's my final answer. --Ross Brooks would love to see Heero on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.